Dear Mothe Nature,
I realize that it's summer, and you are just doing your job, but could you please make it a little cooler out for the March for Babies on Saturday? I know it's not your fault that they scheduled this event in July instead of April, but you must admit that 97 degrees is a bit much.
You see, when it's excessively hot, I become extremely cranky and short-tempered. It's not pleasant for anybody, and I'd prefer my daughter not see me like that. I don't want her picking up my bad habits.
If the temperature does not come down, our March for Babies may turn into a Head to the Bar and Drink for Babies. Somehow that just doesn't seem right.
I hope you seriously consider this matter. I've always been a big fan of yours. I love what you do with the fall.